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* - You no longer associate bridges with water.
* - You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
* - You can make instant sun tea.
* - You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
* - The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit
chilled.
* - You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to
drive your car.
* - You discover you can get a sunburn through your car
window.
* - You notice the best parking place is determined by
shade, not distance.
* - It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not
one person is on the streets.
* - Hot water comes out of both taps.
* - You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* - No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car
or not having air conditioning.
* - Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook
to death?
* - You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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