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Top Ten Signs The Government Is Reading Your Mail

10. Mail is now delivered in an unmarked white van
9. When opening mail, houseplant says, "Don't bother; there's nothing
good"
8. Parts of birthday card from grandma are blacked out
7. Falafel Hut leaves menu in your mailbox and the next day you wake
up in Gitmo
6. Ted Kennedy shows up asking for your copy of "Penthouse"
5. Karl Rove's leaked to the press that you ordered a hairpiece online
4. Last credit card purchase was denied because "The CIA thinks you're
spending too much on shoes"
3. Girlfriend sends you sexy photos; they always end up in
Condoleezza's office
2. Cheney calls to ask, "Your landlord who keeps hasseling you about
the rent -- want me to shoot him?"
1. Victoria's Secret catalog appears to have been licked

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