Surprises in President Bush's '60 Minutes' Interview

10. Interview was conducted in the Camp David hot tub
9. President refused to talk about anything except Jennifer
Hudson's performance in "Dreamgirls"
8. Announced his candidacy for the 2008 presidential election
7. While walking through the woods, constantly ducking Cheney
buckshot
6. Vowed in the future he'll make much better mistakes
5. All the Heineken empties
4. Paused for a CIA briefing about likely Golden Globe winners
3. His Andy Rooney-esque rant about hard-to-open ketchup
packets
2. Bush's tearful admission he bet entire United States budget
on the Chargers
1. Just like Britney - no underpants

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