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1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels
motorcyclists.
2. You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your
fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
4. Your birthday cake collapses from weight of the candles.
5 When the doctor tells you are in fine health for someone
twice your age.
6. It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
7. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office
party.
8. Your income tax refund check bounces.
9. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
10. People think that you're 40 and you're only 25.
11. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
12. You put both contacts into the same eye.
13. Your mother approves of the person you're dating.
14. Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
15. You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your
Mastercard.
16. Nothing you own is actually paid for.
17. You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from
the party last night...... and there aren't any.
18. The health inspector condems your office coffee maker.
19. You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
20. The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money when
she sees your future.
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