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Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate
may be right, Rule 1 becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he/she rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he/she is delayed else-
where.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his/her work; his/her
attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his/her office;
he/she studies.
Rule 7: The Boss never takes advanatage of his/her
secretary with extra work. He/she educates her.
Rule 8: The Boss is always chief, even in his/her bathing
togs.
Rule 9: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea
of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 10: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to
grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.
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