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1. There's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the
owner is nowhere to be found?
2. You buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls,
and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?
3. There's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to
drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
4. You're reading a magazine and all those annoying little
subscription cards keep falling out?
5. You tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open
it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.
6. Someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then
they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
7. A friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and
then tells you to try some.
8. You have to inform five different sales people in the same
store that you're just looking around.
9. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob
to get out.
10. A waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than
right after you put food in your mouth.
11. Your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all
you want is a pressure reading.
12. The dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
13. The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you
have has dead batteries.
14. Someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and
writes a check.
15. The elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
16. You almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week
you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
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