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1. Remove the jug from the water cooler and drink from
it periodically, bragging that you 'got the last one.'
2. Photocopy things around the office, such as lamps,
potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it,
just say 'You never can be too careful.'
3. Get in the elevator and pretend to hold the door open
for invisible people.
4. Pretend to be hypnotized by someone's screen saver.
5.Place a row of liquor bottles on your desk, and a sign
on your door
which reads 'NO COVER!' Announce loudly that it's happy hour.
6. When the phone rings, answer by saying 'KBBL, you're
on the air.'
7. Use a hole punch to punch holes in all your outgoing mail.
Explain that the holes 'make it more aerodynamic'.
8. Bring a lawnmower into the office and pretend to mow the
carpet.
9. Create a document that is entirely black and print hundreds
of copies. Use the print-outs as wallpaper for your office.
10. Pull a chair up to your window and pretend to be working
at a drive-through.
11. Stand at the washroom door carrying a baseball bat and
ask everyone in a low voice if they washed their hands.
12. Gnaw on your mouse, make cat noises, and lick your hands
from time to time.
13. Walk into people's offices, taking a careful look around.
Talk into your shirt, saying 'No sign of him yet, Chief.'
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